Fallin for Krystal Forscutt

Kitty Longstockings

"You'll pay for this. If it takes all 9 of my lives, I promise, you will regret this day."

Yanni IS sexy!!
I wonder if she puts out on the first date?

You know you're eating good chili when .....

Crocs like chinese too!
Anybody this obese, confined to a wheel chair, and buying donuts at the drive-thru is just trying to kill themselves. This should be funny but it just makes me sick.

Is he dead ?

Dead drunk!!

Happy Bikini Day

The modern bikini was invented by French engineer Louis Réard and introduced on July 5, 1946 at a fashion show at Piscine Molitor in Paris. It was a string bikini with a g-string back. It was named after Bikini Atoll, the Pacific Ocean site of a nuclear weapon test on July 1st, with the reasoning that the burst of excitement it would cause would be like a nuclear explosion. Réard promoted his bathing suit by selling it in a matchbox and declaring, "A bikini is not a bikini unless it can be pulled through a wedding ring". None of Paris's fashion models would wear Réard's creation, so it was introduced by Micheline Bernardini, a nude dancer at the Casino de Paris. Reard's inspiration came from watching young women at the beach rolling down the waists of their two-piece swimsuits and hitching up their tops to catch more sun.

Compare the above photo with the one below of a young Marilyn Monroe modeling what was then considered a risque bikini. Marilyn's bikini covers a little more of her chest, but the bottom covers her belly button, hips, and rear.
Catholic countries like Spain, Portugal and Italy banned the bikini. Decency leagues pressured Hollywood to keep bikinis from being featured in Hollywood movies. One writer described it as a "two piece bathing suit which reveals everything about a girl except for her mother's maiden name." And Modern Girl magazine wrote, "It is hardly necessary to waste words over the so-called bikini since it is inconceivable that any girl with tact and decency would ever wear such a thing."
In 1957, however, Brigitte Bardot's bikini in "And God Created Woman" began to create a market for the swimwear in the US. Brian Hyland's 1960 pop song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini" inspired a bikini-buying spree. Ursula Andress emerged from the sea, and into cultural icon status, wearing a white bikini in 1962's "Dr. No". It has been called "the best bikini scene ever", and a "defining moment in the sixties liberalization of screen eroticism In 1964, Sports Illustrated published it's first swimsuit issue, which has been credited with making the bikini a legitimate piece of apparel. That same year even the pure and virtuous Annette Funicello wore a bikini for "Bikini Beach". The bikini was here to stay.

Here's a few pics of models and regular girls showing why the bikini is perhaps the greatest invention of all time. Alright, maybe that's a little over the top, but it's up there ;)

Sunday Funnies

Too much carrot juice last night

Lenin makes one from the 3-point line

Hillbilly Hot Tub

Home-made Harley

Brawn over Brains

"Henry, that cat's scratching at the door again! Go out and throw a cup of water on it."

Flag Day

The American flag is the heart and soul of the American people. It has changed over the years to reflect our growth, yet has remained virtually unchanged like her government and the character of her people.

One of Old Glory's greatest moments, being raised by Marines atop Mt Suribachi during the battle of Iwo Jima in 1945.

"One small step for a man, one giant leap for Mankind". Old Glory at the forefront of Humanity. 1969.

Giving hope after 9-11.

Neuschwanstein

On this day in 1886 King Ludwig II of Bavaria, the builder of the fairy tale castle Neuschwanstein, was found dead in waist deep water. The mysterious death of the "mad king" has never been solved. His beautiful castle, that took 17 years to construct but was his residence for only 172 days, is visited by 1.6 million tourists a year, and was nearly selected as one of the new 7 wonders of the world.

Slick Willie's Legacy

Fallin' for Keeley Hazell