Showing posts with label strange. Show all posts
Showing posts with label strange. Show all posts

Monday, December 3, 2012

the Mary Celeste

 The Mary Celeste in the condition she was found

On this day in 1872 the ghost ship Mary Celeste was found adrift in the Atlantic ocean, a mystery that to this day remains unsolved. Check out the Wikipedia article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Celeste to see why this story is still so fascinating after 140 years.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Flight 19 Lost in the Bermuda Triangle

On this day in 1945, Flight 19, a Navy training flight of 5 planes and 14 men took off from Ft Lauderdale and into American folklore.

According to legend, and much of the mainstream knowledge of that ill-fated flight is just that, a squadron of experienced pilots began a routine training mission in perfect weather, but soon became confused and disoriented, even hallucinating, and suddenly disappeared without a trace.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Ouch Time

ABC sports reminded us that for every uplifting 'thrill of victory' there was an equally downtrodding 'agony of defeat'. That agony made a big impression on us. While everyone knows the 'agony of defeat' was that skier wiping out on the ski jump, few can recall what the 'thrill of victory' was. Maybe it's because losing is more bitter than winning is sweet. Or it could just be that we like seeing someone else bite it harder than we did. So, here's a tribute to those who bit it hard, and hopefully, got up, brushed off, and went back at it.












"Ouch"

What else can you say?

And of course, the most classic ouch of them all . . .


 

Sunday, October 30, 2011

Hippofartimous



Well, they aint known for their social graces.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Mass Transit Madness









Screw the environment. I'll keep driving my 5.2 V-8 Magnum Dodge pickup and take my chances on the open highway. The crazies are just too "normal" on the subway, trains, and buses.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

100th Post

I was deciding what to do for my 100th post, so I just Googled up 100 and got this video of the "100 best YouTube in 4 minutes". It is pretty cool.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Freak of Lightning

On Tuesday evening about nine o'clock, during the progress of the storm, many of the citizens of Phillipsburg, were startled by a loud, quick report, and those who happened to be out were blinded by a most vivid flash of lightning. It struck the double brick house on Brainerd street, just below Hudson, occupied by Mr. Weightman and Mr. Putman, passing obliquely through Weightman's roof, scorching the rafters, and down through Putnam's into the kitchen, jumping from a nail, bored a whole[sic] through a dripping pan, and glued together a couple of spoons. A rag hanging over the spout of a can of oil was next visited, setting it on fire, so that the can had to be thrown out, and demolishing things generally. It then took a backward course and spent itself in Weightman's cistern. No one in the house felt the shock very severely, but Miss Lizzie Stiles, living on Washington street, was knocked from her chair, and Mr. John Schooley, who was going up Hudson street, when near the cedars was knocked on his knees, and for some minutes was quite stunned. Mr. C. W. Mutchler, who saw the flash, said it was in the form of a ball, and exploded about six feet above the house.---- Easton Dispatch.

Daily State Gazette, Trenton, NJ 2 Jul 1875

My Note: This is from an 1875 newspaper. Apparently this was a single powerful bolt of lightning that went through two homes, and produced a shockwave that knocked people down outside. Incredible.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

You know you're a bad parent when ...

You take you're daughter to Stripper Fest 2010



You're trashy enough to combine your birthday and a sex toy party into one event. Is it me or does the little girl look disturbed by the thought of her own next birthday party.



Your one year old imitates you by hitting the bong. He's even pretending he has a lighter.



You're so wrapped up in your own pathetic existence that you forget you even have a child strapped to your back



You're such a whorebag that you take nude photos of yourself in front of your kids. No wait. You INCLUDE them in your pornography.



This one's okay. When he falls into the ocean, the baby'll be okay because he knows how to backstroke. DOUCHEBAG!


What's worse. The fact that there's 4 adults and 5 children on this motorcycle. Or that one of them is being carried in a bucket?! Of course, for all we know 2 or 3 more kids are on the other side.


It's a fact. Some people should not be allowed to have children. Unfortunately, we can't pick them out before it's too late. Well, some we can, but we can't do anything about it.


Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Seppuku

Seppuku is the Samurai art of ritual suicide. It requires the individual to stab themselves in the left side of the abdomen, make a horizontal cut across their stomach to the right, then turn the knife inside the wound, and make a diagonal cut up and to the left. This wound often was not immediately fatal, and the man would then have to lean forward with his neck extended so that a friend could cut his head off. Below is an interesting account by the British Ambassador to Japan, Algernon Freeman-Mitford (Lord Redesdale).

In his book Tales of Old Japan, Mitford describes witnessing a hara-kiri:

"As a corollary to the above elaborate statement of the ceremonies proper to be observed at the harakiri, I may here describe an instance of such an execution which I was sent officially to witness. The condemned man was Taki Zenzaburo, an officer of the Prince of Bizen, who gave the order to fire upon the foreign settlement at Hyōgo in the month of February 1868,—an attack to which I have alluded in the preamble to the story of the Eta Maiden and the Hatamoto. Up to that time no foreigner had witnessed such an execution, which was rather looked upon as a traveller's fable. The ceremony, which was ordered by the Mikado himself, took place at 10:30 at night in the temple of Seifukuji, the headquarters of the Satsuma troops at Hiogo. A witness was sent from each of the foreign legations. We were seven foreigners in all. After another profound obeisance, Taki Zenzaburo, in a voice which betrayed just so much emotion and hesitation as might be expected from a man who is making a painful confession, but with no sign of either in his face or manner, spoke as follows:

“ I, and I alone, unwarrantably gave the order to fire on the foreigners at Kobe, and again as they tried to escape. For this crime I disembowel myself, and I beg you who are present to do me the honour of witnessing the act. ”

Bowing once more, the speaker allowed his upper garments to slip down to his girdle, and remained naked to the waist. Carefully, according to custom, he tucked his sleeves under his knees to prevent himself from falling backwards; for a noble Japanese gentleman should die falling forwards. Deliberately, with a steady hand, he took the dirk that lay before him; he looked at it wistfully, almost affectionately; for a moment he seemed to collect his thoughts for the last time, and then stabbing himself deeply below the waist on the left-hand side, he drew the dirk slowly across to the right side, and, turning it in the wound, gave a slight cut upwards. During this sickeningly painful operation he never moved a muscle of his face. When he drew out the dirk, he leaned forward and stretched out his neck; an expression of pain for the first time crossed his face, but he uttered no sound. At that moment the kaishaku, who, still crouching by his side, had been keenly watching his every movement, sprang to his feet, poised his sword for a second in the air; there was a flash, a heavy, ugly thud, a crashing fall; with one blow the head had been severed from the body. A dead silence followed, broken only by the hideous noise of the blood throbbing out of the inert heap before us, which but a moment before had been a brave and chivalrous man. It was horrible. The kaishaku made a low bow, wiped his sword with a piece of rice paper which he had ready for the purpose, and retired from the raised floor; and the stained dirk was solemnly borne away, a bloody proof of the execution. The two representatives of the Mikado then left their places, and, crossing over to where the foreign witnesses sat, called us to witness that the sentence of death upon Taki Zenzaburo had been faithfully carried out. The ceremony being at an end, we left the temple.

The ceremony, to which the place and the hour gave an additional solemnity, was characterized throughout by that extreme dignity and punctiliousness which are the distinctive marks of the proceedings of Japanese gentlemen of rank; and it is important to note this fact, because it carries with it the conviction that the dead man was indeed the officer who had committed the crime, and no substitute. While profoundly impressed by the terrible scene it was impossible at the same time not to be filled with admiration of the firm and manly bearing of the sufferer, and of the nerve with which the kaishaku performed his last duty to his master.

Another account tells of a man who, after performing the necessary cuts to his abdomen, "stabbed himself in the throat until the dirk protruded on the other side, with its sharp edge to the front; setting his teeth in one supreme effort, he drove the knife forward with both hands through his throat, and fell dead."

Seppuku was outlawed in 1873 but continued until the Japanese defeat in World War 2. To this day, incidents of someone committing Seppuku emerge.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

3rd World on the 3rd Rock

Just when you think you've seen it all, leave the US and go anywhere. Traveling to other countries, even "civilized" ones like in Europe, will make you Thank God you're an American and give you a whole new appreciation for our way of life. This couldn't be more true of the third world. Lets take a tour.


3rd World Frank Perdue. Go ahead, Eat Mor Chikn.



3rd World Mr Goodwrench. If his total disregard of OSHA regs doesn't get himself killed, his shoddy work will probably get you.



3rd World Amtrak. They'll get you to where you need to go, as long as you hang on, or the engineer doesn't wreck because he can't see.




3rd World Hilton Hotel. Satellite TV in every room! But just a mattress to sleep on, no running water, and one toilet for every 20 guests. Enjoy your stay.



3rd World Cableguy. Actually, it's Uncle Icki. He does all the family cable work. Don't worry. He'll have the riot at the soccer game back on in just a minute, if he isn't electrocuted first.



3rd World School Bus. Bet you don't worry about putting your kid on the bus anymore.



And you see this kind of crazy, Are-You-Kidding-Me, WTF! kind of stuff all the time. The best thing that I can say is to quote Winston Zeddmore from Ghostbusters, "I have seen shit that would turn you White!"

America. Love it or Leave it.

Friday, November 12, 2010

The Good Ole Days

Take the time to click on these pics and read the ads. Times have really changed. Some are funny. Some are kind of disturbing. The sweater ad I liked. The Zonite ad is cruel. The Lysol ad grossed me out. Lysol started out as a cleanser for feminine hygene?!


















Saturday, November 6, 2010