Surprise! Surprise! Size DOES Matter!

So I'm scanning the headlines on the Internet just now, and see this story at nydailynews.com about some woman in Sweden who just got busted for keeping human bones in her apartment and supposedly having sex with them . . . C-R-E-E-P-Y-!!! swedish-woman-licks-skull-shocking-photos-article 

I suppose I could have titled this post "Women gives new meaning to 'getting some head'".






So anyway, below that article was another entitled "Size does matter in bed, study shows". And I'm thinking "No shit". I remember back in the 80's when the whole size doesn't matter BS first started. It was all part of the whole liberal social revolution from the Hippie 70's to the Yuppie 80's. The baby boomers that had been living a wild life of high times and free love in their teens and early twenties, were now mom's and dad's hitting their thirties and needed to tone it down some. Women wanted men to be more sensitive and in touch with their feelings. They wanted men to be 'kinder and gentler' to their needs. But on the flip side, this meant having to be the same with us, and what's the most sensitive of all male issues? That's right, the size of your manhood. So they started telling us it's okay to have a little penis because size doesn't matter to them.

BULLSHIT!

Size has always mattered to women from prehistoric times to today. When was the last time you saw a fertility god with a little pecker; a Roman fresco or Japanese painting of lovers that weren't well-endowed; how about a porn film with actors of an unimpressive size. Size has ALWAYS mattered. Ask any woman to choose between 2 absolutely identical men that will be their sole sex partner for the rest of their life. The only difference between them is that one has a thin little 5-inch penis, while the other has a thick 8-inch COCK. There's your answer.

Now granted, having a large member doesn't mean you can just mount up and jackhammer away and she'll love you for life. You still need to have magic fingers, a talented tongue, a good imagination, and a desire to satisfy your wife or girlfriend or "what IS your name by the way", for her to shout from the mountaintop that you are THE BEST EVER.

And that's what every guy wants to hear from his woman, "Honey, you're the best . . . ever".

So, back to the news article. A group of Scottish psychologists studied the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach orgasm more easily when their lover’s penis exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches. “This might be due . . . to greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina and the cervix,” researcher Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of West Scotland, told the website Live Science. Brody said the research showed that women who had sex with well-endowed partners had the most vaginal orgasms.

As final proof that size does matter is this study itself. More and more of these studies are coming out saying the same thing. It doesn't mean it's all women care about. The total you is ultimately what they care most about, and leads them down the road of sexual fulfillment to sexual Nirvana. But I hate lies, and 'Size Doesn't Matter' is a lie, and I've always been annoyed by it. I always used to say you could tell if a guy had a little dick if his girl was one of the one's going around saying "size doesn't matter", because you didn't hear that from girls whose guys were well-endowed. They knew the truth. It was just politically incorrect to say it. Women talked about it when they were alone, but only 'sluts' came right out and said it. I'm glad to see women have finally come full circle and are being honest with themselves on this issue. Although they're still lying like Hell about a whole lot of other crap.

;^)

psychologists studied the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach orgasm more easily when their lover’s penis exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/size-matter-bed-study-shows-article-1.1200988#ixzz2DKyfmMHK

psychologists studied the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach orgasm more easily when their lover’s penis exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/size-matter-bed-study-shows-article-1.1200988#ixzz2DKyfmMHK

Don't get mad at me for looking

I can't stand women who have large breasts and walk around with push-up bras and plunging necklines, but act indignant and want to complain about guys "staring at my chest", or "can't look me in the eye". It's not that men are horny perverts always thinking about sex ( ... alright maybe we are), but that women are exhibitionists who like to flaunt what they've got. I never hear women who dress modestly complaining about this problem. And let's be honest, it's your own fault for this anyway. Because women will never just come out and say what they want, men are always trying to interpret everything you say or do into what we think you really mean. And we usually get it wrong. (Ex: "My God! I was tossing my hair, and crossing my legs, and brushing up against him. What's it gonna take to make him realize I'm hot for him?") What you ladies don't understand is that we ARE getting that signal, we just think we're misreading it. We see a woman with a push-up bra and plunging neckline, and we think, "She's looking to get laid". Granted, maybe not right there in the mall, but at some point she wants to hook up with one of us. Why do men think that? Because you've conditioned us to think like that. Go down to a club. Are the ladies dressed like Amish women? How about mothers, or teachers, or business women? OR are they dressed more like prostitutes and strippers? Ding-Ding-Ding!!! Short, tight dresses; thongs or no panties at all; tits falling out of their blouses. Even when you've got a steady girlfriend or are married, how do women let us know they're in the mood? They put on one of your shirts, unbuttoned to the navel, no panties, and then walk around you finding excuses to bend over and show you a little of what you could be enjoying if you bust a move. So when a guy ogles the bosom of some busty babe, or a tantalizing tush in tight-assed jeans, all he's doing is sending his signal that he received your signal and he's up for it if you are (and yes that includes right here in the mall). So think about that the next time you think about stepping out like this . . .

Oh yeah, BTW, this post isn't because I've had trouble with this. I do my ogling from a distance. But at least once a week I'll overhear women discussing this, and they are invariably dressed like the above women. And I'll think, "Well then why are you dressed like that?" They just want to draw attention to themselves by announcing how men are 'always' staring at them. You want to play a role and pretend, fine. Just don't get mad at us guys for behaving the way you've trained us to.

Smart Girls

Our three beauties here are facing a dilhemma.

They're ready to go out but only have one pair of shorts.

What are they to do?!

"I know what to do!", says the brunette (because we all know the two blondes combined don't have the cognitive powers to have deduced a solution to this peculiar predicament).

"We'll just make one pair into three!"

So, one girl got the top,

One girl got the middle,

And one girl got the bottom.

And they all went out pleased with themselves at their solution to their problem . . .

. . . until they all ended up in jail on charges of public indecency, lewd behavior, and suspicion of prostitution.

THE END