Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Good Help Is Hard to Find

In a galaxy far, far away . . .

Luke Skywalker and his co-pilot are about to make their run on the Death Star.



LUKE: Rex, divert power to the rear deflectors and prep the proton torpedoes for point blank firing.

REX: (Silence)

LUKE: Rex, did you hear me? Power up the rear deflectors and prep the torpedoes.

REX: (More silence)

LUKE: Rex, what's going on? The entire rebellion is depending on us! Rex!?


LUKE: I knew I should have brought R2.

The moral of the story: "A best friend is not always a reliable wingman."

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