Too Damn Hot To Be Outside

I'd like to be outside doing something on my day off, but it's 94 degrees and just too damn hot, so I'll blog instead. Enjoy the results of my misery.

"Bill, for the last time, get your damn hand off my thigh!"

"C'mon Liz, nobody's looking. Spread 'em."

EWWWW! Plumbers crack on a girl is SO gross.

Who am I bullshittin?! That is SO effing hot!

Ted, you're overcompensating again. You really don't need something that big just to plant tomatoes.

Hold it cowboy! I saw 'Brokeback Mountain' and want you to know this steer aint queer.