LOL!!!

 Touche'

 But this explains why I took it twice.

 When I make their pussy purr with the stroke of my hand,

They know they're gettin from me.

And they know just where to go when they need their lovin man,

They know I'm doin it for free.

They give me cat scratch fever,

CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!!

 Really John!! I told you to go back there at McDonalds.

 Lets face it. Rice burners weren't designed for fat bitches.

Buy a Harley.

 America's Most White-Trash Family 2011.

Congratulations! You've won a lifetime of "assisted living" off the hard work of others.

 "Mai Lin! I told you no Szechuan for lunch!"

 At least he toughed it until the race was over and didn't cost them the race.

 Red Sonia gets a little crazy at the old folks sometimes. They just let her swish-swish her sword till she gets tired. Takes about 5 minutes.

Hell yeah she is!