Don't get mad at me for looking

I can't stand women who have large breasts and walk around with push-up bras and plunging necklines, but act indignant and want to complain about guys "staring at my chest", or "can't look me in the eye". It's not that men are horny perverts always thinking about sex ( ... alright maybe we are), but that women are exhibitionists who like to flaunt what they've got. I never hear women who dress modestly complaining about this problem. And let's be honest, it's your own fault for this anyway. Because women will never just come out and say what they want, men are always trying to interpret everything you say or do into what we think you really mean. And we usually get it wrong. (Ex: "My God! I was tossing my hair, and crossing my legs, and brushing up against him. What's it gonna take to make him realize I'm hot for him?") What you ladies don't understand is that we ARE getting that signal, we just think we're misreading it. We see a woman with a push-up bra and plunging neckline, and we think, "She's looking to get laid". Granted, maybe not right there in the mall, but at some point she wants to hook up with one of us. Why do men think that? Because you've conditioned us to think like that. Go down to a club. Are the ladies dressed like Amish women? How about mothers, or teachers, or business women? OR are they dressed more like prostitutes and strippers? Ding-Ding-Ding!!! Short, tight dresses; thongs or no panties at all; tits falling out of their blouses. Even when you've got a steady girlfriend or are married, how do women let us know they're in the mood? They put on one of your shirts, unbuttoned to the navel, no panties, and then walk around you finding excuses to bend over and show you a little of what you could be enjoying if you bust a move. So when a guy ogles the bosom of some busty babe, or a tantalizing tush in tight-assed jeans, all he's doing is sending his signal that he received your signal and he's up for it if you are (and yes that includes right here in the mall). So think about that the next time you think about stepping out like this . . .

Oh yeah, BTW, this post isn't because I've had trouble with this. I do my ogling from a distance. But at least once a week I'll overhear women discussing this, and they are invariably dressed like the above women. And I'll think, "Well then why are you dressed like that?" They just want to draw attention to themselves by announcing how men are 'always' staring at them. You want to play a role and pretend, fine. Just don't get mad at us guys for behaving the way you've trained us to.