So I'm scanning the headlines on the Internet just now, and see this story at nydailynews.com about some woman in Sweden who just got busted for keeping human bones in her apartment and supposedly having sex with them . . . C-R-E-E-P-Y-!!! swedish-woman-licks-skull-shocking-photos-article
I suppose I could have titled this post "Women gives new meaning to 'getting some head'".
So anyway, below that article was another entitled "Size does matter in bed, study shows". And I'm thinking "No shit". I remember back in the 80's when the whole size doesn't matter BS first started. It was all part of the whole liberal social revolution from the Hippie 70's to the Yuppie 80's. The baby boomers that had been living a wild life of high times and free love in their teens and early twenties, were now mom's and dad's hitting their thirties and needed to tone it down some. Women wanted men to be more sensitive and in touch with their feelings. They wanted men to be 'kinder and gentler' to their needs. But on the flip side, this meant having to be the same with us, and what's the most sensitive of all male issues? That's right, the size of your manhood. So they started telling us it's okay to have a little penis because size doesn't matter to them.
BULLSHIT!
Size has always mattered to women from prehistoric times to today. When was the last time you saw a fertility god with a little pecker; a Roman fresco or Japanese painting of lovers that weren't well-endowed; how about a porn film with actors of an unimpressive size. Size has ALWAYS mattered. Ask any woman to choose between 2 absolutely identical men that will be their sole sex partner for the rest of their life. The only difference between them is that one has a thin little 5-inch penis, while the other has a thick 8-inch COCK. There's your answer.
Now granted, having a large member doesn't mean you can just mount up and jackhammer away and she'll love you for life. You still need to have magic fingers, a talented tongue, a good imagination, and a desire to satisfy your wife or girlfriend or "what IS your name by the way", for her to shout from the mountaintop that you are THE BEST EVER.
And that's what every guy wants to hear from his woman, "Honey, you're the best . . . ever".
So, back to the news article. A group of Scottish psychologists studied the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach orgasm more easily when their lover’s penis exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches. “This might be due . . . to greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina and the cervix,” researcher Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of West Scotland, told the website Live Science. Brody said the research showed that women who had sex with well-endowed partners had the most vaginal orgasms.
As final proof that size does matter is this study itself. More and more of these studies are coming out saying the same thing. It doesn't mean it's all women care about. The total you is ultimately what they care most about, and leads them down the road of sexual fulfillment to sexual Nirvana. But I hate lies, and 'Size Doesn't Matter' is a lie, and I've always been annoyed by it. I always used to say you could tell if a guy had a little dick if his girl was one of the one's going around saying "size doesn't matter", because you didn't hear that from girls whose guys were well-endowed. They knew the truth. It was just politically incorrect to say it. Women talked about it when they were alone, but only 'sluts' came right out and said it. I'm glad to see women have finally come full circle and are being honest with themselves on this issue. Although they're still lying like Hell about a whole lot of other crap.
;^)
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