Surprise! Surprise! Size DOES Matter!

So I'm scanning the headlines on the Internet just now, and see this story at nydailynews.com about some woman in Sweden who just got busted for keeping human bones in her apartment and supposedly having sex with them . . . C-R-E-E-P-Y-!!! swedish-woman-licks-skull-shocking-photos-article 

I suppose I could have titled this post "Women gives new meaning to 'getting some head'".






So anyway, below that article was another entitled "Size does matter in bed, study shows". And I'm thinking "No shit". I remember back in the 80's when the whole size doesn't matter BS first started. It was all part of the whole liberal social revolution from the Hippie 70's to the Yuppie 80's. The baby boomers that had been living a wild life of high times and free love in their teens and early twenties, were now mom's and dad's hitting their thirties and needed to tone it down some. Women wanted men to be more sensitive and in touch with their feelings. They wanted men to be 'kinder and gentler' to their needs. But on the flip side, this meant having to be the same with us, and what's the most sensitive of all male issues? That's right, the size of your manhood. So they started telling us it's okay to have a little penis because size doesn't matter to them.

BULLSHIT!

Size has always mattered to women from prehistoric times to today. When was the last time you saw a fertility god with a little pecker; a Roman fresco or Japanese painting of lovers that weren't well-endowed; how about a porn film with actors of an unimpressive size. Size has ALWAYS mattered. Ask any woman to choose between 2 absolutely identical men that will be their sole sex partner for the rest of their life. The only difference between them is that one has a thin little 5-inch penis, while the other has a thick 8-inch COCK. There's your answer.

Now granted, having a large member doesn't mean you can just mount up and jackhammer away and she'll love you for life. You still need to have magic fingers, a talented tongue, a good imagination, and a desire to satisfy your wife or girlfriend or "what IS your name by the way", for her to shout from the mountaintop that you are THE BEST EVER.

And that's what every guy wants to hear from his woman, "Honey, you're the best . . . ever".

So, back to the news article. A group of Scottish psychologists studied the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach orgasm more easily when their lover’s penis exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches. “This might be due . . . to greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina and the cervix,” researcher Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of West Scotland, told the website Live Science. Brody said the research showed that women who had sex with well-endowed partners had the most vaginal orgasms.

As final proof that size does matter is this study itself. More and more of these studies are coming out saying the same thing. It doesn't mean it's all women care about. The total you is ultimately what they care most about, and leads them down the road of sexual fulfillment to sexual Nirvana. But I hate lies, and 'Size Doesn't Matter' is a lie, and I've always been annoyed by it. I always used to say you could tell if a guy had a little dick if his girl was one of the one's going around saying "size doesn't matter", because you didn't hear that from girls whose guys were well-endowed. They knew the truth. It was just politically incorrect to say it. Women talked about it when they were alone, but only 'sluts' came right out and said it. I'm glad to see women have finally come full circle and are being honest with themselves on this issue. Although they're still lying like Hell about a whole lot of other crap.

;^)

psychologists studied the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach orgasm more easily when their lover’s penis exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/size-matter-bed-study-shows-article-1.1200988#ixzz2DKyfmMHK

psychologists studied the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach orgasm more easily when their lover’s penis exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/size-matter-bed-study-shows-article-1.1200988#ixzz2DKyfmMHK

Don't get mad at me for looking

I can't stand women who have large breasts and walk around with push-up bras and plunging necklines, but act indignant and want to complain about guys "staring at my chest", or "can't look me in the eye". It's not that men are horny perverts always thinking about sex ( ... alright maybe we are), but that women are exhibitionists who like to flaunt what they've got. I never hear women who dress modestly complaining about this problem. And let's be honest, it's your own fault for this anyway. Because women will never just come out and say what they want, men are always trying to interpret everything you say or do into what we think you really mean. And we usually get it wrong. (Ex: "My God! I was tossing my hair, and crossing my legs, and brushing up against him. What's it gonna take to make him realize I'm hot for him?") What you ladies don't understand is that we ARE getting that signal, we just think we're misreading it. We see a woman with a push-up bra and plunging neckline, and we think, "She's looking to get laid". Granted, maybe not right there in the mall, but at some point she wants to hook up with one of us. Why do men think that? Because you've conditioned us to think like that. Go down to a club. Are the ladies dressed like Amish women? How about mothers, or teachers, or business women? OR are they dressed more like prostitutes and strippers? Ding-Ding-Ding!!! Short, tight dresses; thongs or no panties at all; tits falling out of their blouses. Even when you've got a steady girlfriend or are married, how do women let us know they're in the mood? They put on one of your shirts, unbuttoned to the navel, no panties, and then walk around you finding excuses to bend over and show you a little of what you could be enjoying if you bust a move. So when a guy ogles the bosom of some busty babe, or a tantalizing tush in tight-assed jeans, all he's doing is sending his signal that he received your signal and he's up for it if you are (and yes that includes right here in the mall). So think about that the next time you think about stepping out like this . . .

Oh yeah, BTW, this post isn't because I've had trouble with this. I do my ogling from a distance. But at least once a week I'll overhear women discussing this, and they are invariably dressed like the above women. And I'll think, "Well then why are you dressed like that?" They just want to draw attention to themselves by announcing how men are 'always' staring at them. You want to play a role and pretend, fine. Just don't get mad at us guys for behaving the way you've trained us to.

Good-bye cruel world!

That's me there, right in the path of 'Frankenstorm' as they're calling it. I live on a peninsula and will probably be stranded and without power for a week. Fortunately I decided to take a vacation this week. What fun I'm having. So, if this is my last post ever, you'll know why.

And on that note . . . .

Installed a new beer cup holder in my pool

Don't know who this babe is, but I see her all the time . . . on the web, that is, not in real life.

Now this is my girlfriend in real life. Alright, alright . . . my pretend real life.

I've heard of cameltoe, so this must be aguileratoe.

Scarlett Johannson and her entourage.

I used to have a pair of Converse high tops like that.

GOOD GOOGLELY-MOOGLELY!!!

Heh, heh. Yes I do.

And last but not least . . . .

See-ya !!!

(maybe)

20,000 Pageviews! In just 4 years!

I just happened to check my stats and saw brian's free fall had 20,002 pageviews. Granted, that's since I started this blog some 4 years ago, and I know some blogs get that in a week or even in just a day, but even still, it felt good to see that. Like looking down at your speedometer just in time to see it roll from 9,999 miles to 10,000.

Blogger offers things to get your blog noticed by others but I don't do any of that. I just post things when I fell like it, about whatever I feel like. But to those of you who have visited, Thank You and I hope you got some kind of enjoyment from it.

A Beautiful Day

    It’s a beautiful day. The sun is out. The blue sky is dotted with cottony white clouds. It’s warm, not hot like it has been for most of the last month and a half. There’s just enough of a breeze to throw off what little heat does try to hamper your enjoyment of this beautiful day.
    This is a day for lying in the grass, and imagining elephants and horses and ships in those white cottony clouds. A wonderfully relaxing and lazy Sunday like this is conducive to allowing your thoughts to wander towards the irreverent, and hence, you daydream. When I was a child I believed that there was another whole world up on those clouds, and that the people lived in castles and rode dragons, and that they would walk to the edge of their cloud and look down at us ants down here on the ground. How fun and exciting that must be to do. Those lucky cloud people. I would lay there in a field near our home for hours trying to see those cloud people staring back down at me, but I never did.
    I wondered why no one else talked about them. After all, the jet planes that streaked through the sky, so very high up leaving new clouds in their wake, surely they must see them. But I never heard about them on TV, and we never talked about them in class. I finally asked my mother and she told me that clouds were like fog and couldn’t hold anything up. I thought that was ridiculous. I could see through fog. Of course it couldn’t bear any weight. But you can’t see through clouds. Obviously they’re thicker. It really made me question my mother’s wisdom and brought into doubt everything she’d ever taught me (in the whole four or five years I‘d been alive that is). So I kept my thoughts about the cloud people to myself.
    Over time I began to doubt that they existed. I should have seen at least one by now. Or glimpsed the tip of one of their castle towers. In school we learned about clouds and I came to realize it wasn’t true. But even still, the first time I ever got a chance to fly, when I was nine or ten, and that big jet plane lifted above the clouds, I had to look out that little window for my castles, not really expecting to see any, just wanting to make sure it had all been my imagination. And they weren’t there, and that four or five year old in me was disappointed.
    Now, I’m almost fifty years old, and have flown many times in my life and have repeatedly verified the nonexistence of those castles. But as I lay here in the soft green grass of my freshly mown yard, and look up to that beautiful blue sky with the white cottony clouds, I still can’t help but wonder how those cloud people can hide themselves and their castles so well.

Huntsman Lashes Out at Romney and Gingrich

Jon Huntsman is going after Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney and President Obama as examples of what's wrong with Washington.

In a speech at the National Press Club, the GOP presidential candidate unveiled a seven-point plan to end what he calls two deficits: one in the economy and the other afflicting politics.

"America suffers from a deficit of dollars and jobs. We also suffer from a deficit of trust -- trust in our institutions of power, from Washington to Wall Street," Huntsman said.

The GOP presidential candidate, also a former Utah governor and U.S. ambassador to China, told The New York Times that Gingrich and Romney are part of a political culture that is destroying trust with the American people and blocking solutions to the nation’s biggest problems.

“We don’t need a lobbyist in chief. And we don’t need a panderer in chief. We need a commander in chief,” Mr. Huntsman said. Huntsman also lashed out at Romney and Gingrich as “no better” than President Obama when it comes to breaking faith with the American people.

“If you are in the hip pocket of Wall Street, you are not going to talk about ‘too big to fail.’ You’re not going to be able to talk about ‘no more bailouts,’” he said. “If you are in the hip pocket of K Street, you’re not going to be inclined to take on Congress to call for term limits.”

Proposals that Mr. Huntsman makes in the speech include:

* To completely rewrite the tax code, eliminating “every last loophole, subsidy and carve-out.”

* To cut spending in “every corner of government.

* To break up Wall Street banks so that taxpayer are never “held hostage” by a Sophie’s Choice between “massive bailouts, or economic calamity.”

* Term limits in Congress. He proposes six two-year terms for House members and two six-year terms for senators.

* To adopt a comprehensive energy strategy making the country less dependent on foreign oil.

* “Systematically streamline” regulations, i.e. reduce big government, and eliminate bureaucracy and red tape.

* Bring home troops from Afghanistan.

In the speech, Mr. Huntsman casts the proposals as the solutions to the broader issue of a breakdown of trust.

“Rather than a limited, efficient government that serves the public’s interest, Washington has grown bloated and bureaucratic, captured and corrupted by swarms of lobbyists, influence peddlers and crony capitalists,” Mr. Huntsman says.

He added that “the American people have been let down, time and again. They have lost confidence in how our nation is run. As a result, anxiety and worry have filled our nation’s psyche.”

Huntsman is bringing up the rear in national polls on the GOP nomination, but his numbers are much better in New Hampshire where he's in the middle of the pack.

Sources:

USA Today,
NY Times

My Note: This article and what Huntsman says about our 'real' problems is spot on. Washington and Wall Street ARE 'f'ed up and need to be fixed. Major changes are needed, not just little band-aid laws. But it goes beyond that. It's not just Washington that lives and spends above it's means, it's our whole society. Every room has cable and a big screen TV. Every 3rd grader has a cell phone. Every 6th grader a lap top. Every 12th grader a car. We spend our money as fast as we earn it on things we can't afford. Then we borrow more and hit the repeat button. It's nuts! Everything is overpriced because everyone is overpaid, and everyone is overpaid because everything is overpriced. Does a guy pushing a broom really need to be paid $12 or $13 per hour? Does a family physician who does nothing more than write out prescriptions and referrals really need to make $200,000 to $500,000 per year? We need to slow down. Save instead of spend. Build rather than buy. When I was a kid, a middle class family of four could survive on one income. Granted, we only had one car, one TV, and one phone, but we managed just fine.

Appreciate Those Who Love You

Love is not unconditional. It does not have to be given to someone just because of bloodlines, or religious vows, or other reasons that bond us to another. Love has to be given to be reciprocated. Remember that each day. Remind your family that you love them. Remind your friends that you appreciate them. And show your pets the affection that their loyalty deserves.
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