Surprise! Surprise! Size DOES Matter!

So I'm scanning the headlines on the Internet just now, and see this story at nydailynews.com about some woman in Sweden who just got busted for keeping human bones in her apartment and supposedly having sex with them . . . C-R-E-E-P-Y-!!! swedish-woman-licks-skull-shocking-photos-article 

I suppose I could have titled this post "Women gives new meaning to 'getting some head'".






So anyway, below that article was another entitled "Size does matter in bed, study shows". And I'm thinking "No shit". I remember back in the 80's when the whole size doesn't matter BS first started. It was all part of the whole liberal social revolution from the Hippie 70's to the Yuppie 80's. The baby boomers that had been living a wild life of high times and free love in their teens and early twenties, were now mom's and dad's hitting their thirties and needed to tone it down some. Women wanted men to be more sensitive and in touch with their feelings. They wanted men to be 'kinder and gentler' to their needs. But on the flip side, this meant having to be the same with us, and what's the most sensitive of all male issues? That's right, the size of your manhood. So they started telling us it's okay to have a little penis because size doesn't matter to them.

BULLSHIT!

Size has always mattered to women from prehistoric times to today. When was the last time you saw a fertility god with a little pecker; a Roman fresco or Japanese painting of lovers that weren't well-endowed; how about a porn film with actors of an unimpressive size. Size has ALWAYS mattered. Ask any woman to choose between 2 absolutely identical men that will be their sole sex partner for the rest of their life. The only difference between them is that one has a thin little 5-inch penis, while the other has a thick 8-inch COCK. There's your answer.

Now granted, having a large member doesn't mean you can just mount up and jackhammer away and she'll love you for life. You still need to have magic fingers, a talented tongue, a good imagination, and a desire to satisfy your wife or girlfriend or "what IS your name by the way", for her to shout from the mountaintop that you are THE BEST EVER.

And that's what every guy wants to hear from his woman, "Honey, you're the best . . . ever".

So, back to the news article. A group of Scottish psychologists studied the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach orgasm more easily when their lover’s penis exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches. “This might be due . . . to greater ability of a longer penis to stimulate the entire length of the vagina and the cervix,” researcher Stuart Brody, a psychologist at the University of West Scotland, told the website Live Science. Brody said the research showed that women who had sex with well-endowed partners had the most vaginal orgasms.

As final proof that size does matter is this study itself. More and more of these studies are coming out saying the same thing. It doesn't mean it's all women care about. The total you is ultimately what they care most about, and leads them down the road of sexual fulfillment to sexual Nirvana. But I hate lies, and 'Size Doesn't Matter' is a lie, and I've always been annoyed by it. I always used to say you could tell if a guy had a little dick if his girl was one of the one's going around saying "size doesn't matter", because you didn't hear that from girls whose guys were well-endowed. They knew the truth. It was just politically incorrect to say it. Women talked about it when they were alone, but only 'sluts' came right out and said it. I'm glad to see women have finally come full circle and are being honest with themselves on this issue. Although they're still lying like Hell about a whole lot of other crap.

;^)

psychologists studied the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach orgasm more easily when their lover’s penis exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/size-matter-bed-study-shows-article-1.1200988#ixzz2DKyfmMHK

psychologists studied the sexual appetites of 323 women and found that most reach orgasm more easily when their lover’s penis exceeds the average size of 5.8 inches.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/size-matter-bed-study-shows-article-1.1200988#ixzz2DKyfmMHK

Neil Armstrong dies, 82

Neil Armstrong, the astronaut who became first to walk on the moon as commander of Apollo 11, has died. He was 82 years old.

Armstrong commanded the Apollo 11 spacecraft that landed on the moon July 20, 1969. His first words after becoming the first person to set foot on the surface are etched in history books and the memories of those who heard them in a live broadcast.

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," Armstrong said.

(Armstrong insisted later that he had said "a" before man, but said he too couldn't hear it in the version that went to the world.)

The moonwalk marked America's victory in the Cold War space race that began Oct. 4, 1957, with the launch of the Soviet Union's Sputnik 1, a 184-pound satellite that sent shock waves around the world.

Armstrong was among the greatest of American heroes, Obama said in a statement.

"When he and his fellow crew members lifted off aboard Apollo 11 in 1969, they carried with them the aspirations of an entire nation. They set out to show the world that the American spirit can see beyond what seems unimaginable — that with enough drive and ingenuity, anything is possible," Obama said.

The manned lunar landing was a boon to the prestige of the United States, which had been locked in a space race with the former Soviet Union, and re-established U.S. pre-eminence in science and technology.

The 1969 landing met an audacious deadline that President Kennedy had set in May 1961, shortly after Alan Shepard became the first American in space with a 15-minute suborbital flight. (Soviet cosmonaut Yuri A. Gagarin had orbited the Earth and beaten the U.S. into space the previous month.)

"I believe this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before the decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to Earth," Kennedy had said. "No single space project in this period will be more impressive to mankind, or more important to the long-range exploration of space; and none will be so difficult or expensive to accomplish."

The end-of-decade goal was met with more than five months to spare.

For Americans, reaching the moon provided uplift and respite from the tumultuous events of the Sixties including the Vietnam War, strife in the Middle East, and social unrest at home.

In all, 12 American astronauts walked on the moon between 1969 and the last moon mission in 1972.

Armstrong was born Aug. 5, 1930, on a farm near Wapakoneta in western Ohio. He took his first airplane ride at age 6 and developed a fascination with aviation that prompted him to build model airplanes and conduct experiments in a homemade wind tunnel.

As a boy, he worked at a pharmacy and took flying lessons. He was licensed to fly at 16, before he got his driver's license.

Armstrong enrolled in Purdue University to study aeronautical engineering but was called to duty with the U.S. Navy in 1949 and flew 78 combat missions in Korea.

After the war, Armstrong finished his degree from Purdue and later earned a master's degree in aerospace engineering from the University of Southern California. He became a test pilot with what evolved into the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, flying more than 200 kinds of aircraft from gliders to jets.

Armstrong was accepted into NASA's second astronaut class in 1962 — the first, including Glenn, was chosen in 1959 — and in 1966, commanded the Gemini 8 mission with David R. Scott as his crewmate. On their fourth orbit, they made the first-ever docking in space with another spacecraft -- a maneuver the still-untested Apollo project would need to get astronauts to and from the lunar surface.

Minutes later, though, the spacecraft began to tumble wildly out of control, apparently because of a broken maneuvering thruster. It was a dangerous moment -- a 6,000-pound ship, moving at 17,500 mph, spinning and turning end-over-end once a second. Armstrong ended the emergency by using a second set of thrusters. Mission Control ordered the astronauts to land as soon as possible, and after 10 hours of flight they splashed down safely in the Pacific.

When Project Apollo began, Armstrong was assigned to command one of the first six flights. NASA had a system for rotating its crews among flights -- one served as backup crew for a mission and then actually flew three flights later -- and nobody knew how many test flights would be needed before the first moon landing could be attempted.

Armstrong was backup commander for the historic Apollo 8 mission at Christmastime in 1968. In that flight, Commander Frank Borman, and Jim Lovell and Bill Anders circled the moon 10 times, and paving the way for the lunar landing seven months later.

It was happenstance that made Neil Armstrong one of the most famous names of the 20th century. If the order of flights had been different, or if Apollo 9 or 10 had run into trouble, Apollo 11 might very well have been a practice run for the first lunar landing.

More than a million people crowded the Florida coast to see the liftoff on July 16th 1969.

Liftoff was flawless, and three days later the astronauts arrived in lunar orbit. On the morning of July 20, Armstrong and Aldrin took their places in the landing ship Eagle, leaving Collins to run the command ship Columbia. They fired Eagle's main engine to slow themselves toward the moon's surface, aiming for a landing site on the Sea of Tranquility.

As they came in on final approach, Armstrong later reported, he saw they were in trouble. Eagle's computer was steering them right toward a crater, with boulders the size of cars. Armstrong took over manual control. Fuel was in short supply, but he hosed out more, skittering a few hundred feet above the lunar surface in search of a clear spot to land.

Finally, Aldrin called out, "Contact light" -- a signal that a five-foot-long metal probe, protruding from Eagle's landing legs, had touched the surface. The ship gently settled. Finally, Armstrong came on the radio.

"Houston, Tranquility Base here, the Eagle has landed."

"Roger, Tranquility," Apollo astronaut Charles Duke radioed back from Mission Control. "We copy you on the ground. You've got a bunch of guys about to turn blue. We're breathing again. Thanks a lot."

After making sure Eagle was in good shape for the return trip, he and Aldrin put on their bulky backpacks and prepared to open the hatch.

It was 10:56 p.m., Eastern Daylight Time, when Armstrong backed down the ladder of the Lunar Module and then planted his left boot in the lunar soil.

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," Armstrong said.

Twenty minutes later his crewmate, Buzz Aldrin, joined him, and the world watched as the men spent the next two hours bounding around in the moon's light gravity, taking rock samples, setting up experiments, and taking now-iconic photographs. Their crewmate, Michael Collins, orbited overhead in the Apollo 11 command ship, Columbia. They received a phone call from President Nixon, and planted an American flag. An estimated 600 million people — a fifth of the world's population — watched and listened to the landing, the largest audience for any single event in history.

"The sights were simply magnificent, beyond any visual experience that I had ever been exposed to," Armstrong once said.

Armstrong carried a camera, mounted on the chest of his spacesuit, and took some of the most famous pictures of the century. Aldrin did not have a camera -- so, in one of the ironies of the space age, almost all the still pictures from the Apollo 11 moonwalk are by Armstrong, not of him.

After a fitful night's sleep, the two men lifted off from the lunar surface and rejoined Collins in Columbia. They splashed down safely in the Pacific on July 24, 1969. They were greeted with ticker tape parades, and went on a 22 nation tour.

After that, Armstrong tried his best to resume a private life.

He served for a few years as a NASA manager in Washington. He taught engineering at the University of Cincinnati, not far from his birthplace. He served on corporate boards. He was appointed to the panels that investigated the Apollo 13 accident and the Challenger disaster. He declined almost all requests for interviews, and stopped giving autographs when people sold them for thousands of dollars.

He suffered a minor heart attack in 1991. His wife Jan divorced him in 1994 and he soon married Carol Knight. In 2005 his authorized biographer, James R. Hansen, wrote, "Neil Armstrong today seems to be a very happy man -- perhaps happier than at any other time in his life."

(This post was copied and pasted from several news stories)

Dey B Hate'n On Kimmy K!

Kim Kardashian has a new photo shoot in the Hispanic edition of Esquire that shows some cleavage (See below) .... and people are in an uproar! I don't get it. Celebs do this all the time and nobody cares, but Kim does it and it's all over the Net, news, gossip mags, blogs, etc. What is the big deal?

Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan. I think she's hot (although her face is starting to look way too waxy from all those operations), but I also think she's selfish and shallow. Maybe that's why people hate on her so much. She's rich and famous because she's got a big butt, and that's it.

 Check out the comments under the pic. I love the last one.

 

Gotta admit it. She IS hot.

And the Bloodbath Continues

From today's AP news:

49 bodies left on Mexico highway

MONTERREY, Mexico (AP) — Forty-nine decapitated and mutilated bodies were found Sunday dumped on a highway connecting the northern Mexican metropolis of Monterrey to the U.S. border in what appeared to be the latest blow in an escalating war of intimidation among drug gangs.

Mexico's organized crime groups often leave multiple bodies in public places as warnings to their rivals, and authorities said at least a few of the latest victims had tattoos of the Santa Muerte cult popular among drug traffickers.

The bodies of 43 men and six women were found in the town of San Juan on the non-toll highway to the border city of Reynosa about 4 a.m., forcing police and troops to close the highway.

Nuevo Leon state security spokesman Jorge Domene said at a news conference that a banner left at the site bore a message with the Zetas drug cartel claiming responsibility for the massacre.

Domene said the fact the bodies were found with the heads, hands and feet cut off will make identification difficult. The bodies were being taken to Monterrey for DNA tests.

Nuevo Leon state Attorney General Adrian de la Garza said the victims could have been killed as long as two days ago at another location, then transported to San Juan, a town in Cadereyta municipality about 105 miles (175 kilometers) west-southwest of McAllen, Texas, or 75 miles (125 kilometers) southwest of the Roma, Texas, border crossing.

De la Garza said he did not rule out the possibility that the victims were U.S.-bound migrants.

Mexican drug cartels have been waging an increasingly bloody war to control smuggling routes, the local drug market and extortion rackets, including shakedowns of migrants seeking to reach the United States.

A drug gang allied with the Sinaloa cartel left 35 bodies at a freeway overpass in the city of Veracruz in September, and police found 32 other bodies, apparently killed by the same gang, a few days after that. The goal apparently was to take over territory that had been dominated by the Zetas. Twenty-six bodies were found in November in Guadalajara, another territory being disputed by the Zetas and the Sinaloa group.

So far this month, 23 bodies were found dumped or hanging in the city of Nuevo Laredo and 18 were found along a highway south of Guadalajara, Mexico's second-largest city.

In April, police found the mutilated bodies of 14 men in a minivan abandoned in downtown Nuevo Laredo, along with a message from an undisclosed drug gang. Also in April, the tortured and bound bodies of seven men were dumped in the Pacific port city of Lazaro Cardenas along with messages signed by allies of the Sinaloa drug gang.

Officials last year found 193 bodies in mass graves in the Tamaulipas state town of San Fernando. They were believed to have been migrants killed by the Zetas drug cartel. Another 72 migrants, many of them from Central America, were found slain in San Fernando in 2010.

Another One Bites the Dust

North Korean Leader Kim jong Il Dies of Heart attack at 69

North Korean state tv reported that Kim suffered the heart attack while riding a train on Dec. 17, and that he had been treated for cardiac and cerebrovascular diseases for some time. Kim is believed to have suffered a stroke in 2008, but he had appeared relatively vigorous in photos and video from recent trips to China and Russia and in numerous trips around the country carefully documented by state media. An anchorwoman clad in black traditional Korean dress said in a voice choked with tears, "It is the biggest loss for the party, and it is our people and nation's biggest sadness." People in the capitol's streets were in tears as they learned the news of Kim's death. A foreigner contacted at Pyongyang's Koryo Hotel said hotel staff were in tears.

South Korean Yonhap news agency said South Korea put its military on "high alert" and President Lee Myung-bak convened a national security council meeting after the news of Kim's death. Officials couldn't immediately confirm the reports.

Kim ruled North Korea with an iron fist for 17 years. He succeeded his father, revered North Korean founder Kim Il Sung, after the elder Kim's death in 1994. Kim maintained absolute control of his country and kept the world on edge with erratic decisions regarding the country's nuclear weapons program. The nation remains one of the last remnants of the Cold War era, and is heavily isolated.

Kim Il Sung fought for independence from Korea's colonial ruler, Japan, from a base in Russia for years. He returned to Korea in 1945, emerging as a communist leader and becoming North Korea's first leader in 1948. He meshed Stalinist ideology with a cult of personality that encompassed him and his son. Their portraits hang in every building in North Korea, and every dutiful North Korean wears a Kim Il Sung lapel pin.

When Kim came to power in 1994, he had been groomed for 20 years to become leader. He continued his father's policy of "military first," devoting much of the country's scarce resources to its troops -- even as his people suffered from a prolonged famine -- and built the world's fifth-largest military.

Kim also sought to build up the country's nuclear arms arsenal, leading to North Korea's first nuclear test, an underground blast conducted in October 2006. Another test came in 2009, prompting U.N. sanctions. Alarmed, regional leaders negotiated a disarmament-for-aid pact that the North signed in 2007 and began implementing later that year. The process has since stalled, though diplomats are working to restart negotiations.

Kim's marital status wasn't clear but he is believed to have married once and had at least three other companions. He had at least three sons with two women, as well as a daughter by a third. His eldest son, Kim Jong Nam, who is about 40, is believed to have fallen out of favor with his father after he was caught trying to enter Japan on a fake passport in 2001 saying he wanted to visit Disney's Tokyo resort. His two other sons by another woman, Kim Jong Chol and Kim Jong Un, are in their 20s. Their mother reportedly died several years ago.

Kim Jong Un, the man named the "great successor" to take control of North Korea in the wake of the death of Kim Jong Il, is a baby-faced twenty-something with virtually no public profile. He has slowly been pushed forward over the past three years as the man to take over from his ailing father.

"Standing in the van of the Korean revolution at present is Kim Jong Un, great successor to the revolutionary cause of juche and outstanding leader of our party, army and people," the country's official news agency said, referring to the official ideology of juche, or self-reliance. It also said saying citizens must "respectfully revere" Kim Jong Un.

"At the leadership of comrade Kim Jong Un, we have to change sadness to strength and courage, and overcome today's difficulties," it said.

But it was only in September, 2010, that the first ever adult picture of Kim Jong Un was run by state media -- after he was appointed as a four-star general and given senior ruling party posts.


Source: www.foxnews.com

Freak of Lightning

On Tuesday evening about nine o'clock, during the progress of the storm, many of the citizens of Phillipsburg, were startled by a loud, quick report, and those who happened to be out were blinded by a most vivid flash of lightning. It struck the double brick house on Brainerd street, just below Hudson, occupied by Mr. Weightman and Mr. Putman, passing obliquely through Weightman's roof, scorching the rafters, and down through Putnam's into the kitchen, jumping from a nail, bored a whole[sic] through a dripping pan, and glued together a couple of spoons. A rag hanging over the spout of a can of oil was next visited, setting it on fire, so that the can had to be thrown out, and demolishing things generally. It then took a backward course and spent itself in Weightman's cistern. No one in the house felt the shock very severely, but Miss Lizzie Stiles, living on Washington street, was knocked from her chair, and Mr. John Schooley, who was going up Hudson street, when near the cedars was knocked on his knees, and for some minutes was quite stunned. Mr. C. W. Mutchler, who saw the flash, said it was in the form of a ball, and exploded about six feet above the house.---- Easton Dispatch.

Daily State Gazette, Trenton, NJ 2 Jul 1875

My Note: This is from an 1875 newspaper. Apparently this was a single powerful bolt of lightning that went through two homes, and produced a shockwave that knocked people down outside. Incredible.

Justice Has Been Served

Osama bin Laden is DEAD!

Only a few months away from the 10th anniversary of the 9-11 attacks that left 3,000 Americans dead, the evil man behind that crime is dead. This is joyous news for Americans. It is at the core of our beliefs and values that criminals be brought to justice for the crimes they commit. Especially so in the case of murder. His death at the hands of American soldiers reaffirms that belief. Justice was served.

Life Imitates Art

In 1995, Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek starred in the movie 'Desperado'. It is a movie about a lawless Mexican town run by drug lords, where murder is commonplace. In one bar alone about 10 men are killed in a single gun battle. The violence is so surreal it leaves you thinking, "Only in Hollywood".

Not so. There IS a city in Mexico where these exact events have been occurring for 3 years now with no end in sight.





CNN April 5, 2011:

41 die in four days in Juarez killing spree

Between Thursday, March 31st and Sunday, April 3rd, 41 people were murdered in this city of one and a half million. Most were drug related. An attack on a two bars left 10 dead at one and 5 more at the other.

Last year 3,000 murders were committed in this city which lies across the Rio Grande from El Paso in Texas. That's almost 9 murders each day. Most go unsolved.

Before 2008, Juarez had about 200 homicides per year, which was similar to the murder rate in large US cities. But in 2008, the number of murders exploded to 1,600. In 2009 it reached 2,600. And in 2010 there were just over 3,000 killed. Juarez has been called the "deadliest city in the world outside of a war zone".

In addition to the drug murders are the number of women killed in sex crimes. Some 40 women per year are raped and murdered in Juarez, with their bodies dumped in ditches and vacant lots.

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