"Ouch"
What else can you say?
And of course, the most classic ouch of them all . . .
Monday, November 28, 2011
Ouch Time
ABC sports reminded us that for every uplifting 'thrill of victory' there was an equally downtrodding 'agony of defeat'. That agony made a big impression on us. While everyone knows the 'agony of defeat' was that skier wiping out on the ski jump, few can recall what the 'thrill of victory' was. Maybe it's because losing is more bitter than winning is sweet. Or it could just be that we like seeing someone else bite it harder than we did. So, here's a tribute to those who bit it hard, and hopefully, got up, brushed off, and went back at it.
And of course, the most classic ouch of them all . . .
And of course, the most classic ouch of them all . . .
Saturday, November 26, 2011
Monday, November 21, 2011
Cowboys 27, Redskins 24
Cowboys vs Redskins highlights
The Cowboys managed to hold off the Redskins, and win a hard fought contest that many thought should have been an easy victory for the Pokes. However, even though Dallas has won 6 of the last 7 meetings between these long time rivals, 12 of the last 16 have been decided by less than a touchdown. Historically, Cowboys-Redskins matchups have been to-the-last-down slugfests irregardless of their comparative standings at the time. In 1989, when Dallas went 1-15, their only win was against 10-8 Washington. In 1991, when the Redskins went 14-2 and won the Super Bowl, one of those two losses was at the hands of the up and coming Cowboys. In 1993, when Dallas was 12-4 and on their way to another Super Bowl crown, one of their defeats was to a Redskin squad that finished the season 4-12. So, you can never assume that one of these teams will score an easy win against the other. I don't care what the line is, I would never bet on a Cowboys-Redskin game.
The Cowboys managed to hold off the Redskins, and win a hard fought contest that many thought should have been an easy victory for the Pokes. However, even though Dallas has won 6 of the last 7 meetings between these long time rivals, 12 of the last 16 have been decided by less than a touchdown. Historically, Cowboys-Redskins matchups have been to-the-last-down slugfests irregardless of their comparative standings at the time. In 1989, when Dallas went 1-15, their only win was against 10-8 Washington. In 1991, when the Redskins went 14-2 and won the Super Bowl, one of those two losses was at the hands of the up and coming Cowboys. In 1993, when Dallas was 12-4 and on their way to another Super Bowl crown, one of their defeats was to a Redskin squad that finished the season 4-12. So, you can never assume that one of these teams will score an easy win against the other. I don't care what the line is, I would never bet on a Cowboys-Redskin game.
Sunday, November 13, 2011
Friday, November 11, 2011
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Too Bad
Bad Santa
Bad Girls
Bad Actor
Bad Joke
Bad Design
Bad Look
Bad Beach
Bad European
Bad Teeth
Bad Name
Bad Granpa
Bad Landing
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Quotables
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -- Bill Cosby
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. -- Buddy Hackett
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
Today is one of those days when I'm so busy doing nothing that I don't have time for anything else.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
The sole purpose of a middle name, is so you know when you're really in trouble.
Why use the phrase "for shits and giggles"? Who the heck shits then giggles?
dammit I'm mad spelled backwards is dammit I'm mad.
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS ..... BRING ON THE TEQUILA.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -- Bill Cosby
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. -- Buddy Hackett
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
Today is one of those days when I'm so busy doing nothing that I don't have time for anything else.
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
The sole purpose of a middle name, is so you know when you're really in trouble.
Why use the phrase "for shits and giggles"? Who the heck shits then giggles?
dammit I'm mad spelled backwards is dammit I'm mad.
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS ..... BRING ON THE TEQUILA.
Sunday, October 16, 2011
What are you looking at!, Part 2
I'm sure he's just trying to read her name tag.
Don't blame the kid! You force a guy to go to an art gallery, he's gonna get bored and find something else to do. Age doesn't matter.
Don't see THAT in East St. Louis, do you pal?
This guys got balls. He probably even asked the girl to spread 'em a little.
Isn't that Justin Bieber? He's probably admiring her hair.
Woody's giving himself a woody.
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