Saturday, June 2, 2012

Dey B Hate'n On Kimmy K!

Kim Kardashian has a new photo shoot in the Hispanic edition of Esquire that shows some cleavage (See below) .... and people are in an uproar! I don't get it. Celebs do this all the time and nobody cares, but Kim does it and it's all over the Net, news, gossip mags, blogs, etc. What is the big deal?

Don't get me wrong, I'm no fan. I think she's hot (although her face is starting to look way too waxy from all those operations), but I also think she's selfish and shallow. Maybe that's why people hate on her so much. She's rich and famous because she's got a big butt, and that's it.

 Check out the comments under the pic. I love the last one.


 







Gotta admit it. She IS hot.


Monday, May 21, 2012

Cowboys 2012 Schedule and my Predictions


I'm calling for them to go 11-5 and make it to the Conference Championship, but lose. I just don't think these Cowboys are Super Bowl contenders.


I wish I'd said that



Ability is nothing without opportunity.

   -- Napoleon Bonaparte


A man who won't die for something is not fit to live.

   -- Martin Luther King, Jr.


All things truly wicked start from innocence.

   -- Ernest Hemingway


As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.

   -- Abraham Lincoln


Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

   -- Bill Cosby


Duty is the essence of manhood.

   -- George S. Patton


Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

   -- Albert Einstein


Democracy is worth dying for, because it's the most deeply honorable form of government ever devised by man.

   -- Ronald Reagan


When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.

   -- Rodney Dangerfield


A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

   -- Winston Churchill


I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.

   -- Nelson Mandela


Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

   -- Marilyn Monroe


All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.

   -- Walt Disney


Sunday, May 13, 2012

And the Bloodbath Continues

From today's AP news:

49 bodies left on Mexico highway

MONTERREY, Mexico (AP) — Forty-nine decapitated and mutilated bodies were found Sunday dumped on a highway connecting the northern Mexican metropolis of Monterrey to the U.S. border in what appeared to be the latest blow in an escalating war of intimidation among drug gangs.

Mexico's organized crime groups often leave multiple bodies in public places as warnings to their rivals, and authorities said at least a few of the latest victims had tattoos of the Santa Muerte cult popular among drug traffickers.

The bodies of 43 men and six women were found in the town of San Juan on the non-toll highway to the border city of Reynosa about 4 a.m., forcing police and troops to close the highway.

Nuevo Leon state security spokesman Jorge Domene said at a news conference that a banner left at the site bore a message with the Zetas drug cartel claiming responsibility for the massacre.

Domene said the fact the bodies were found with the heads, hands and feet cut off will make identification difficult. The bodies were being taken to Monterrey for DNA tests.

Nuevo Leon state Attorney General Adrian de la Garza said the victims could have been killed as long as two days ago at another location, then transported to San Juan, a town in Cadereyta municipality about 105 miles (175 kilometers) west-southwest of McAllen, Texas, or 75 miles (125 kilometers) southwest of the Roma, Texas, border crossing.

De la Garza said he did not rule out the possibility that the victims were U.S.-bound migrants.

Mexican drug cartels have been waging an increasingly bloody war to control smuggling routes, the local drug market and extortion rackets, including shakedowns of migrants seeking to reach the United States.

A drug gang allied with the Sinaloa cartel left 35 bodies at a freeway overpass in the city of Veracruz in September, and police found 32 other bodies, apparently killed by the same gang, a few days after that. The goal apparently was to take over territory that had been dominated by the Zetas. Twenty-six bodies were found in November in Guadalajara, another territory being disputed by the Zetas and the Sinaloa group.

So far this month, 23 bodies were found dumped or hanging in the city of Nuevo Laredo and 18 were found along a highway south of Guadalajara, Mexico's second-largest city.

In April, police found the mutilated bodies of 14 men in a minivan abandoned in downtown Nuevo Laredo, along with a message from an undisclosed drug gang. Also in April, the tortured and bound bodies of seven men were dumped in the Pacific port city of Lazaro Cardenas along with messages signed by allies of the Sinaloa drug gang.

Officials last year found 193 bodies in mass graves in the Tamaulipas state town of San Fernando. They were believed to have been migrants killed by the Zetas drug cartel. Another 72 migrants, many of them from Central America, were found slain in San Fernando in 2010.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Manly Man Lesson No. 101

Thank you gentlemen for attending this weeks meeting of the Manly Man Club.

Today's lesson from 'The Manly Guide to Manliness in a Less Manly World Because of Those Sissy-assed Liberals' by Professor H. Umpsalott is 'Lesson 101: How To Choose Your Mate for the Evening'. This is actually a reprint of Lesson 73, and Lesson 37, and also Lesson No.1. The reason for the repetition is due to the lesson's importance in laying the ground work for Lessons 102, and 74, and 38, and No. 2: 'Getting Her Horizontal', which is what being a manly man is about.

We begin with her wardrobe. What a woman wears speaks volumes about her personality. Women spend an inordinate amount of time shopping and dressing. A woman is what she wears. Does her attire say she is modest and demure, or does it indicate a less virtuous attitude.



Well then, moving on. Next we shall consider her hands. Again women spend too much time and money adorning their hands with jewelry and accoutrements to catch a manly mans eye. What a woman does with her hands is another keyhole into her soul. Do her hands say she is plain and shy. Are they gaudy indicating vanity or greed? Or is the message much more direct?



Uhhh, yeah. So, now she's dressed and ready. Let's move on to her table manners. A lady's eating habits at the table cannot be overlooked. Does she use the proper utensils for the proper course? Is her napkin folded in her lap? Is she a paragon of etiquette? Is she prim and proper with each taste her mouth takes?





Wowww. Ummm. Okay. I'm gonna need a moment.

Ok, moving on. We must take into consideration her attitude in a public setting. A manly man expects his woman to be lady-like at ALL times. A manly man's women is a reflection of his manliness. You can't be very manly if she isn't very womanly. A manly man's women must be a pillar of ladyishness for all other women to emulate. Always polite and gracious. Always chaste and virtuous.



Then again, there's a much simpler approach to this.

As long as she's got a pretty face. . . .







A nice rack. . . .



And a great ass . . . .



All that other crap doesn't really matter.

So thank you for attending and I look forward to meeting with you next week when we'll discuss 'The Pros and Cons of Whaling'.


Saturday, April 28, 2012

Even more de-motivational motivation











More de-motivational motivation

 Yeah, I'm in that state of mind right now.


 OH MY GOD! I think this pic has been photoshopped because her tits in the window reflection appear to be much smaller than the impressive gazongas she's sportin there.


 But aren't ALL retards funnier than their normal counterparts?


 You gotta admit though, it takes huge balls to be hung like a chipmunk and still wear a man-thong that small.


 You know the guy taking this picture was pissed when Quasimodo's sister stuck her face there.


 You know what they say about seeking revenge. First dig two holes. One for your enemy, and one for . . . HIS MOTHER! Cause that evil bitch is goin in the ground too!


 Don't worry, he'll be alright in 3 or 4 days.


 At least two-thirds of the human population falls into this category.


 My Binky has always kept me safe . . . I mean, when I was a kid.


 This could be a portrait of me in my twenties. The Lost Years.



Someday I'm gonna do this.


De-motivational motivation











Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Support Proposition 38DD











YOU GUESSED IT. 
NO BRAS ON BABES.
VOTE YES TO 38DD!