Friday, April 29, 2011

Awesome Aussies



The irony of this is that teachers are overwhelmingly liberal, and worked hard to create the environment where people that fail shouldn't be treated like failures. "We're ALL winners" they would proclaim. They were cool with that when it was a small minority they were speaking of. But now, their liberal ideology ( or is that 'idiotology' ) has created a large minority of whiners, slackers, and give-me-something-for-nothings, and it just isn't cool anymore.

I love the recording, but feel no pity for them. They helped create that monster.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Turn that Monday frown upside down


Butch's journey down the wrong path started early



Even bears enjoy a little horseplay once in a while



Amazing! Two dickheads in one photo. Guy on the right acts like one, guy on the bottom actually looks like one.





No, You da man! Enjoy retirement you Commie bastard.


Saturday, April 16, 2011

This Week In Civil War History

150 years ago this week, the Civil War began with the Confederate bombardment of Ft Sumter in Charleston harbor, South Carolina.



The stand-off at Ft Sumter had begun in December 1860 after South Carolina declared it's secession from the Union. Major Robert Anderson of the US Army had immediately occupied the fort, and the South Carolinians demanded he withdraw.

In January 1861, the North sent a ship with reinforcements, but the South refused to let it enter the harbor and even fired upon it without casualties.

By April, Major Anderson was running low on supplies and told his superiors he would soon have to surrender if help did not arrive. But the Southerners could wait no longer.

April 12, 1861 . . . At 4:30 am, SC militia forces, which consist of some 5,000 men under the command of General P.G.T. Beauregard, open fire on the Federal forces occupying Ft.Sumter and begin the Civil War. The first shot lands on the fort's parade ground. The first answering shot from Sumter came at 7:30 am. Due to limited ammunition and manpower, and the danger of SC shelling, only a few of Sumter's guns were able to be used by Anderson. About 1:00 pm three ships of a relief force arrived, but were unable to do anything but watch. During the night Sumter's guns fell silent and the South Carolinians fired only sporadically.

April 13, 1861 . . . By the second day South Carolina shelling had begun to set the buildings inside the fort on fire. At 1:30 pm the flagstaff was shot off, though a sergeant bravely re-erected it. Anderson was now short of food, short of ammunition, and the fort was aflame. At 2:30 pm, after a 34 hour cannonade, Maj. Anderson was forced to surrender. Even though 4,000 shells had been fired at the fort and 1,000 sent back by the defenders, there had been no casualties in this battle.

April 14, 1861 . . . During surrender ceremonies at noon an accidental powder explosion on the 50th round of a 100 gun salute killed Pvt Daniel Hough, mortally wounded Pvt Edward Galloway, and injured four others. The war had begun and blood shed. The injured men were taken to a Charleston hospital, and Maj. Anderson and his command were allowed to board one of the Federal ships and sail to New York, where he was given a hero's welcome.



(Ft Sumter after it's capture )


The action at Ft Sumter ignited a powder keg. Both Northerners and Southerners reacted with wild enthusiasm. Nearly everyone wanted this war. They welcomed it. The social differences between North and South had been building to a conflict for decades, and now it would be resolved once and for all.

April 15, 1861 . . . President Lincoln issues a proclamation for the states to raise 75,000 militia to suppress the rebellion.

Saturday, April 9, 2011

How To Kiss A Woman


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You know you're a bad parent when ...

You take you're daughter to Stripper Fest 2010



You're trashy enough to combine your birthday and a sex toy party into one event. Is it me or does the little girl look disturbed by the thought of her own next birthday party.



Your one year old imitates you by hitting the bong. He's even pretending he has a lighter.



You're so wrapped up in your own pathetic existence that you forget you even have a child strapped to your back



You're such a whorebag that you take nude photos of yourself in front of your kids. No wait. You INCLUDE them in your pornography.



This one's okay. When he falls into the ocean, the baby'll be okay because he knows how to backstroke. DOUCHEBAG!


What's worse. The fact that there's 4 adults and 5 children on this motorcycle. Or that one of them is being carried in a bucket?! Of course, for all we know 2 or 3 more kids are on the other side.


It's a fact. Some people should not be allowed to have children. Unfortunately, we can't pick them out before it's too late. Well, some we can, but we can't do anything about it.


Thursday, April 7, 2011

1986 Masters




The 1986 Masters moved people unlike any other golf tournament before or since. It had die-hard fans and casual viewers alike on the edge of their seats. The source of their joy, amazement and wonder was a 46-year-old man contending to win a golf tournament, the Masters of all things, at storied Augusta National Golf Club, coming from behind, shooting 65 and beating a cast of future Hall of Famers.

Perhaps even more remarkable are the memories of those who were there. "It was one of the highlights of my golfing experience, my golfing life," said Nick Price, who a day earlier set the course record of 63 and was in the final pairing with Greg Norman and eventually finished fifth.

Sunday, April 13, 1986 -- one of the most memorable days in golf history.

Nicklaus had shot rounds of 74-71-69 and was tied for ninth at 2 under par, four strokes behind leader Norman. The 17-time major winner was in the fifth-to-last pairing along with 1985 British Open champion Sandy Lyle. Nick Price, defending champion Bernhard Langer, Seve Ballesteros, Tom Kite and Tom Watson were all ahead of him on the leaderboard.

Although four strokes is not much to overcome, especially at Augusta National, it is interesting to note that CBS never showed or mentioned Nicklaus until 39 minutes into its final-round telecast. It didn't have Nicklaus' birdie putt at the 9th hole live.

Tom Kite said, "[Nicklaus] was not even a factor in the golf tournament throughout a large part of that round. Then starting on No. 9, he lit it up. It changed the whole thing. But quite honestly, it was between Seve and Greg Norman and myself. That was basically who you thought was going to win the golf tournament. Probably not one person thought anything differently."

Nicklaus hit driver, 4-iron to set up a 25-foot birdie putt at the 10th (also not shown live), which he made, to go 4 under par and trail Ballesteros by four. Then CBS took notice. He hit driver, 8-iron to 20 feet at the 11th and made that, too. With three birdies in a row and a Ballesteros bogey at No. 9, Nicklaus had pulled within 2 strokes.

Gary Koch, now an NBC analyst, played with Bob Tway in the group in front of Nicklaus. Koch said, "You knew something was going on obviously by the noise being made in the gallery. We started to look back before we played our shots; it had gotten that loud. If you were in the middle of a stroke and he hit something, it would have been disturbing."

But Nicklaus bogeyed the par-3 12th, pulling a 7-iron to the back left fringe, chipping to 6 feet then missing his par putt as the ball nicked a spike mark. Nicklaus angrily tapped it down, and many figured he was done, that the unlikely comeback story was over.

Nicklaus said the bogey angered him into playing more aggressively, and he nearly paid the price with a pulled drive at the par-5 13th. He hit a 3-iron to the green and two-putted for a birdie getting him back to 5 under par, two strokes behind Ballesteros, one behind Kite and tied with Jay Haas, Payne Stewart and Norman, who had double-bogeyed the 10th.

Nonetheless, CBS's Ken Venturi seemed to think even birdie with just five holes left to play would be too little, too late, calling it a "valiant try today," as Nicklaus walked to the 13th green.

The 14th was rather routine -- if there can be such a thing. Nicklaus hit a 6-iron to the back fringe and chipped up close for his par. Behind him, Ballesteros made his second eagle of the day, hitting a 6-iron to the 13th. Kite was just two back after a birdie. As he teed off at the par-5 15th, Nicklaus was 4 strokes behind, tied with Norman.

Nicklaus hit a good drive at 15 and was left with 204 yards. "How far do you think a 3 [eagle] would go here?" he asked his son and caddie, Jackie, before settling on a 4-iron that he knocked to 12 feet. Tom Weiskopf, who was in the Butler Cabin said, "He's just too far behind. He really needs to make 3 here. That's a must for Jack Nicklaus, I feel."

Nicklaus rolled in the putt, Jackie leapt in the air and all hell was breaking loose.

CBS' Ben Wright with the call: "Yes sir! The battle is joined. My goodness. There is life in the old Bear yet."

Nick Price said, "Greg and I were in the last group, we got back on 13 tee and there you normally look down 13 fairway and there's a swath of people. And there were like 30 people watching us. It was like a Monday practice round. In fact, there's more people on Monday. … I think the turning point was when he eagled 15. It was, 'Oh, here comes Jack, and he means business.' You just had roar after roar after roar."

Curtis Strange, who tied for 21st said, "As a player, if you're not winning, you finish the round, and you escape as quickly as possible. Well, that afternoon I, along with all of my colleagues, sat in that locker room with a lot of press and were riveted to the TV. We didn't leave. It was truly amazing.''

Nicklaus was 2 strokes back headed to the par-3 16th, and Nantz, despite being a rookie announcer, set the stage perfectly. He noted how Nicklaus had made a big birdie putt at the hole on his way to winning his first green jacket in 1963 and that he had holed a long putt at the 1975 Masters on his way to a fifth.

"If anyone has owned this hole, it would be Jack Nicklaus," Nantz said.

Nicklaus struck a 5-iron that soared through the air and came to rest 3-feet below the hole. Lyle still had to hit his tee shot and knocked it on the green about 15 feet below the pin. They made the trek to the green, and CBS kept the camera on Nicklaus for the entire walk as he waved to the crowd. Nantz said nothing, and all you could hear was wild cheering.

Incredibly amid all of that, Lyle rolled in his birdie putt. Then Nicklaus did, too. He had moved to 8 under for the tournament and was just one back. "The Bear has come out of hibernation," Nantz said as Nicklaus walked off the green.

Tom Kite smiled in disbelief standing in the 15th fairway as the noise reverberated around him. He and Ballesteros were preparing to play their second shots to the green. Kite knocked his to 20 feet, but Ballesteros, from 198 yards with a 4 iron, was between clubs. A combination cheer/groan soon followed. "I knew exactly what had happened," Nicklaus said. Ballesteros' ball was in the water.

With Kite making a birdie, there was a three-way tie for the lead. Nicklaus played his drive -- which he pulled well to the left, into the seventh fairway -- then a tricky pitching wedge second shot to the par-4 17th green, leaving himself an 18-footer for birdie.

Sandy Lyle: "That was a very, very nasty putt. You could putt 30 balls from that spot and you'd be lucky to make two of them. I was trying to read it, too, and it was incredible. It seemed to go both ways. Even he had a spot of bother trying to read it, but you wouldn't think it. It looked very easy on TV, but from a player's point of view that was as good of a putt as you'll see."

CBS' Verne Lundquist's call: "This is for sole possession of the lead." After more than 10 seconds elapsed, Nicklaus made contact with the ball. As it rolled, Lundquist again: "Maybe. … Yes sir!"

Nick Price: "We were walking past 17 green on 15 fairway when Jack made that putt. The green is up a little bit so we can sort of see Jack's head and we saw the putter go up and we knew it was going in, and the loudest roar I have ever heard on a golf course right there and then. And of course, on the back of the patron's badges, [it says] do not run. Well, people were running everywhere. You saw all of the guys just running, trying to find a spot because they knew it was something magical that was happening."

For the first time in 11 years at Augusta National, Nicklaus had the lead to himself at the Masters. His mother, Helen, was in the gallery, her first visit to Augusta National since Nicklaus' first year there, 1959.

Nicklaus hit a 3-wood off the 18th tee to avoid trouble, leaving him a long second shot in. From there, he hit a 5-iron that stayed on the bottom portion of the green. From 40 feet, he knocked the first putt to within inches of the hole, tapped in and walked with his arm around Jackie to deafening noise.

Barbara Nicklaus, Jack's wife said, "I have my own little route out there. The question most everybody has asked me is about 18, and I have never seen the 18th green. I know where the ball hits on that green. And they say, wasn't that sweet watching Jack and Jackie walk off the green? But I didn't see it until the next morning."

Now it was off to sign the scorecard. A final-round 65, which included a 30 on the back nine. Birdies at 9, 10, 11, 13, 16 and 17. An eagle at 15. A bogey at 12. And then he had to wait.

Ballesteros' bogey at the 15th had shaken him, but Kite was still right there, only a shot back. And Norman, seemingly out of it after a double bogey at the 10th, had stormed back, making consecutive birdies at 14, 15, 16 and 17 to tie. But Kite agonizingly missed a birdie putt at the 18th. And Norman sprayed his approach shot into the gallery, leading to a bogey on the home hole.

Tom Kite said, "No question about it, I had a great chance. I was excruciatingly close and that was a big disappointment. I performed really well coming down the stretch. I had some great opportunities. Eagle putt on 13, eagle on 15, both from makeable range that could have gone. Certainly the putts on 14 and 18 … any one of those putts would have been key to turning the thing around."

Greg Norman said, "I made a mental mistake. I had been aggressive with my irons all day but decided to back off a 4-iron a little bit. It was bad judgment on my part."

Norman attempted a chip shot that ran past the hole on 18, and he failed to make the par putt. Nicklaus, in the Butler Cabin, was the oldest winner of the Masters at 46. He had his sixth green jacket, his 18th professional major and what would turn out to be his 73rd and final PGA Tour title.

Nick Price recalled, "It was just incredible atmosphere. Even when I won my majors, it didn't feel anything like that, that atmosphere. … I remember seeing Sandy Lyle in the locker room afterward. I was in there and he had played with Jack. I said, 'What was it like?' It was like he was speechless. He couldn't describe it."






Said Jack Nicklaus, "They are all very special to me. And you can't really rank them, but I think it's obvious that one stands out simply because most of the other ones were during the bulk or the basic part of my career, and I expected to win. … In '86, I don't even know why I was playing golf then. I didn't want to quit playing golf but I really didn't have any goals. … It was a neat win and one that I guess nobody really expected me to be in contention at that point in my career, particularly even me."

Jim Nantz probably summed it up best.

"I think a lot of people would have to say it's the greatest moment in the history of the game," he said. "It was the greatest championship in the history of the game. His encore victory. Unexpected. His sixth green jacket. And at the time, 46 years old sounded like 60 of today. It was unthinkable. It was absurd to even consider that a 46-year-old could win the Masters golf tournament. So many things that took it to another level. Jackie being on the bag. Jack not having won a major in six years, not won a tournament in two years. Shooting what he shot on the second side. And then you think about the principals who were in the mix there. From Seve to Tom Kite to Greg Norman. Nick Price shot 63 on Saturday. There were a lot of factors that made that maybe the greatest tournament of all time."


Sources:

"Top 25 Masters Moments" by Bob Harig
http://espn.go.com/golf/blog/_/name/masters_moments

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

These Girlfriends Are Keepers

She pumps her own gas!



GYMNAST! . . . nuff said




Major keeper. Not only does she love to play video games, she's ruthless. Look at the screen. She's going for the head shot! And she's playing in her see through lingerie!



OMG!!




Doesn't wear a bra. And doesn't need to.





German girls cause they're hot and they drink beer like it's water.





Great fashion sense.





Because they have no inhibitions and you're minutes away from having that threesome fantasy fullfilled.