Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Keep'n it real


Q: What do you get when you send 50 Iraqi tanks up against 1 American M-1 tank?
A: You get 50 shot-to-hell, burned out, hulks of scrap metal out in the middle of the desert.
A#2: Actually, you can insert just about any country you like, and the result will be the same. Booyah! America rules!


Being a highly recognizable member of the cat community, Garfield was understandably camera shy at the pet change surgery clinic. If proof got out that he was secretly considering becoming a dog, the damage to his credibility would be devastating to both his fanbase and sponsorship contracts.


Americans keeping it real

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